hello matilda.  yes I am talking to you.  I want you to come to my bonfire night.  this is an official invite and if you decline I will track you down and find you. probably.  maybe. ok maybe not but you get the idea.  Your options of transport are:

• Fly down on a plane
• Come on a boat
• swim the tasman
• Kayak
• Parachute

Ok so you understand that I really want you to come.  It will be so fun. We can stay up really late, talk with yann and tom, sleep in the kitchen.  Without you it will only be 89.9% fun.  so you must absolutely come.

also.  happy mothers day mum. x